Under The Scotsman's Kilt

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the pub one evening fair
 And one could tell by how he walked, he'd drunk more than his share
 Staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
 Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
 Ring ding diddle diddle I de o
 Ring di diddle I o
 Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
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 Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by
 And one says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye
 "You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
 I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt"
 Ring ding diddle diddle I de o
 Ring di diddle I o
 I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt
 They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
 Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
 And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
 Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth
 Ring ding diddle diddle I de o
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 There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth
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 They marveled for a moment then one said, "We'd best be gone
 But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along?
 They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
 Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show
 Ring ding diddle diddle I de o
 Ring di diddle I o
 Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show
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 The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
 Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
 Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
 He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"
 Ring ding diddle diddle I de o
 Ring di diddle I o
 He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize"
 Ring ding diddle diddle I de o
 Ring di diddle I o
 He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize"
 Ring ding diddle diddle I de o
 Ring di diddle I o
 "Lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize"
 "Lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize"
 "Lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize"