Yer a Homo

If you don't love NASCAR, yer a homo
 If you don't love huntin' bear, yer a homo
 If you don't like fightin' in a ballroom brawl
 You better check up yer skirt, 'cause yer missing balls
 Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
 If you don't love shotguns, yer a homo
 If you don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, yer a homo
 If you never got drunk and took a swing at your dad
 Why don't you put on some makeup and a maxi-pad?
 Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
 If you don't love football, yer a homo
 If you ever played soccer, yer a homo, big time
 If you think rodeoing is sick and wrong
 You must like gagging hard on a hairy dong
 Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
 Now if you don't own a pickup and a fishing pole
 You must like takin' pecker up the rectum hole
 If your mom never beat you with a rollin' pin
 You must like those nuts bouncin' off your chin (off your chin)
 If you drank bottled water, yer a homo
 If you ever ate sushi, yer a homo
 If you'd rather have a salad than a T-bone steak
 I betcha got two fellers on your wedding cake
 Yep, you guessed it
 Yep, you guessed it
 Oh, yep, you guessed it, yer a homo