Grogg Mayles

There's a tale of old sea dogs told
 'Bout the most fearsome marauder
 He was such a brute, he'd take all your loot
 Then he'd sail off with your daughter
 Who's this loathsome rat, ye say
 Who sailed the seven seas?
 He'd take on all the merchant ships
 And bring them to their knees
 Grogg Mayles, Grogg Mayles
 Black-hearted to the core
 Grogg Mayles, Grogg Mayles
 The gold he did adore
 With a hand on the wheel and the other on his sword
 You'd get strung up if you glanced at his hoard
 Yes, he was properly 'ard as nails
 And they call him Grogg Mayles
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 Now I get the feelin' you're not hearin'
 How frightening he would be
 He could skin your chest right through your vest
 While he cutlassed off your knees
 He'd plough his ship through storms and seas
 No other pirate dared
 He'd plunder all the lubber's loot
 No treasure chest was spared
 Grogg Mayles, Grogg Mayles
 Black-hearted to the core
 Grogg Mayles, Grogg Mayles
 Pirate provocateur
 Now is he dead, 'cause we're not sure
 I thought I saw him at the tavern next door
 Yes, he is rather fond of ale
 And they call him Groggory Mayles
 Hey, arrghh