Princess And The Pony

I couldn't sleep so i took a pill
 With a dirty glass of water from a low pressure hell
 Someone buy a round before my liver fails
 And you know it will
 How many of you will be
 Left to make a scene
 At my funeral party
 Set my soul at ease by spinning wire
 As i lay on my side
 Cause it's the earth which i have known since birth
 So clap your hands if you wanna be
 The little princess who finally gets the pony
 Or the one that steals the life from me
 With that long sleeve thrift you found in grand forks
 To cover up your track marks
 Cuz when you finally come down
 The pony you've been riding around town
 Turns out to be a man
 And then overheated crimping iron burns your hands
 Again
 How many of you be will be
 Left to drink whiskey
 At my funeral party
 Remember to bring your flask
 And pour a shot for
 Your dead homie
 Shake your ass around my casket
 Shake your ass around my casket
 Shake your ass around my casket
 And bring your beach blankets
 Volley balls, wine coolers
 Spin your favorite records.