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First time was a prophylactic until the sedative kicked in
 I'll never have sex again
 I think I'm just too stoned
 Well, I believe I took a knee just to see if I was breathing
 I'll never have sex again
 I think I'm just too stoned
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 Slitting my wrist in breakfast clothes
 I date the reckless hos
 I notify the Briggs and Myers when it's technical
 I speak in voodoo prose
 Electrocuted toes
 A little short of blatant pop and watch your skin glow
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 The utopian retard is pick pocketing fags in a park
 Armed with a spear and full keg of beer
 Me and some homies go drunkenly harpoon some cops
 Hey, you put that blow up in your skull man
 You'll feel less alone with a white lady caressing your heart
 Ride a pony in the snow sniff that polar bears toe
 Man you'll feel like a million fucking bucks