Headhunter

Summer, 1969. Four boys from Belgium set out on a journey. Destination: Woodstock. These four boys were a lot like you and I. They, uh, had funny haircuts and they listened to music their parents didn't understand. They were in a band some of you might have heard of called, uh, Front 242. Anyway, they didn't have a lot of money in those days and, so, getting to Woodstock from Belgium was going to be a bit of a problem, so they decided they were going to hitchhike. That presented an even bigger problem because they were in Belgium and Woodstock was in New York and there weren't a lot of cars driving that way, but, uh... But that was okay. They knew they'd get there somehow. And they were just about to set out on the open road when they discovered that they had another problem: somebody had stolen all of their hash.
 What the hell is hash?
 You know, Greg, hash, weed, pot, grass, marijuana, the old one-legged Vietnamese hooker?
 Oh, hash!
 Right. So, anyway... They certainly couldn't head to Woodstock without their hash, and so, um, they decided they were going to find the scoundrel that had taken it from them and, one way or another, well, they were going to get it back.
 So, how'd they get it back, Eric?
 Well, Greg, that's what this song is all about...
 Freeze
 Shoot to kill or die
 Today has no means
 He's alone and anonymous
 But written in his cells
 He's got the marks of a genius
 I'm looking for this man
 To sell him to another man
 To sell him to another man
 At ten times his price, at least
 I'm looking for this man
 To sell him to another man
 To sell him to another man
 To make us rich and famous
 I'm looking for this man
 Who knows the rules of the game
 Who's able to forget them
 To realize my aim
 One: you lock the target
 Two: you bait the line
 Three: you slowly spread the net
 And, four: you catch the man
 I'm looking for this man
 To sell him to another man
 To sell him to another man
 At ten times his price, at least
 I'm looking for this man
 Who knows the rules of the game
 Who's able to forget them
 To realize my aim
 One: you lock the target
 Two: you bait the line
 Three: you slowly spread the net
 And, four: you catch the man
 (Lock the target, bait the line
 You spread the net and catch the man
 You lock the target, bait the line
 You spread the net and catch the man)
 Freeze
 Shoot to kill or die