Owo You're so Warm

Okay, I know this is a really bad idea, but I'm already here, so
 Here we fucking go! Rawr! x-3
 Nuzzles, pounces on you
 UwU, you're so warm
 Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
 Nuzzles your necky wecky; murr; (he-he)
 Unzips your baggy ass pants, oh, baby, you' so musky
 Take me home, pet me and make me yours
 And don't forget to stuff me
 See me wag my wittle baby tail, all for your bulgy-wulgy
 Kissies and lickies you' neck, I hope daddy likies
 Nuzzle and wuzzles your chest (yeah), I be (yeah) getting thirsty
 Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
 Only seven inches long, UwU
 Please adopt me!
 Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips
 (OwO, punish me please)
 Gotta hit 'em with this furry shit (he don't see it coming)