Blue(s) Pills

I wanna tell you a story
 About a sweet little thing
 It shines in sky's glory
 And makes me kind of a king
 Yeah!
 That is why you should listen to me!
 Wow!
 I went for a night out
 I enjoyed the booze
 It was a heavy drinking bout
 I was about to sing the blues
 'Cause all the girls were already taken
 But suddenly my crush shows up
 Here is my advice
 Take blue pills!
 And then you're ready to go
 Take blue pills!
 Your friend is going to grow
 Take blue pills!
 A never ending show
 Take blue pills!
 Now, I'm not Joe Blow
 I said: Hey, my darling
 You wanna come with me?
 It's just around the corner
 There you can take off your tee
 Until we're dressed like Adam and Eve
 I get it on like donkey kong!
 I said: Wait, what's this?
 Oh, I'm fucking drunk
 I can't feel my wang
 Aah, she's so hot
 C'mon my friend, do your duty!
 Here is my advice
 Take blue pills!
 And then you're ready to go
 Take blue pills!
 Your friend is going to grow
 Take blue pills!
 A never ending show
 Take blue pills!
 Now, I'm not Joe Blow