Rusty Chevrolet

Dashing through the snow
 In a rusty Chevrolet
 Down the road I go
 Slidin' all the way
 I need new piston rings
 I need some new snow tires
 My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire
 Oh, rust and smoke
 The heater's broke,
 The door just blew away,
 I light a match to see the dash
 and then I start to pray
 Oh, the frame is bent,
 The muffler went,
 The radio's OK
 Oh, what fun it is to ride in a rusty Chevrolet
 I went to the liquor store
 To get a cup of cheer,
 Just passed my left front tire
 It's getting hard to steer
 Speedin' down the highway
 Right past the city cops
 I had to drag my rubber boots
 Just to get that car to stop
 Oh, rust and smoke
 The heater's broke
 The door just blew away
 I light a match to see the dash
 and then I start to pray
 Oh, the frame is bent
 The muffler went
 The radio's OK
 Oh, what fun it is to drive in a rusty Chevrolet
 Bouncing through snow drifts
 In a big, blue cloud of smoke
 People laugh as I drive by
 I wonder what's the joke
 I had to get to Sears
 To pick up my layaway
 'Cause Santa's comin' soon
 In his big ol' rusty sleigh
 Oh, rust and smoke
 The heater's broke
 The door just blew away
 I light a match to see the dash
 and then I start to pray
 Oh, frame is bent
 Muffler went
 Radio's OK
 Oh, what fun it is to drive in this rusty Chevrolet
 Oh, what fun it is to drive in this rusty Chevrolet!