The Purple People Eater - Rerecorded

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
 It had the one long horn, and one big eye
 I commenced to shakin' and I said "Ooh-eee"
 It looks like a purple people eater to me
 It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
 (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
 A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
 Sure looks strange to me (one eye?)
 Well he came down to earth and he laid in the tree
 I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
 I heard him say in a voice so gruff
 "I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough"
 It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
 One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
 One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
 Sure looks strange to me (one horn?)
 I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line?
 And he said, "Eatin' purple people and it sure is fine"
 But that's not the reason that I came to land
 "I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band"
 Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
 Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
 (We wear short shorts)
 Friendly little people eater
 What a sight to see
 And then he swung from the tree and he laid on the ground
 And he started to rock, really rockin' around
 It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
 "Sing a bop-bop aboopa-lopa, loom bam-boom"
 Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
 Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
 "I like short shorts"
 Flyin' purple people eater
 Quite a sight to see (purple people?)
 Well he went on his way, and then what do ya know
 I saw him last night on a TV show
 He was blowing it out, a-really knockin' em dead
 Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head
 (Tequila)