Santa's Got A Brand New Bag

Oh, the fire's burning slow
 Now, where's that mistletoe
 Dear, it's getting kind of hot in here
 I need a taste of Christmas cheer
 I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix
 Oooo-eee, I just want him to be all wrapped up for me
 Santa's never been this hard to resist
 But Santa never used to look like this
 Chrous 1:
 He's traded in his reindeer for a limousine
 He's wearing purple trousers instead of red and green
 This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had
 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag
 Now, I've got to, got to find out how
 To make him want to settle down
 I've got his big fat kiss
 Right at the top of my list
 SO we can build a little candy home
 And have a few elves of our own
 I want to sneak a peek at my surprise
 And see tradition metamorphosize
 Chorus 2:
 He's given up the cookies and he's slimming down
 He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town
 This Christmas I'm wanting something I've never had
 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag
 Breakdown Chorus:
 As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor
 He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor
 THis Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had
 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag
 Chorus 3:
 He's got a Rickenbacher and he's bleached his hair
 He's rocking to the rythem with a Latin flair
 This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had
 Cause Santa's got a brand new bag
 Chorus 4:
 He's reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine
 He's pictured on the front of "Money" magazine
 This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had
 'Cause Santa's got a brand new
 Santa's got, Santa's got a brand new bag