I Saw Three Ships

I saw three ships come sailing in
 on Christmas Day,on Christmas Day,
 I saw three ships come in on Christmas Day in the morning.
 And what was in the ships, all three?
 On Christmas day in the
 Shut up TURDS!
 ...was in the ships, all three?
 On Christmas day in the morning.
 The Virgin Mary and Christ were there
 On Christmas day, on Christmas day...
 The Virgin Mary and
 Shut up TURDS!
 ...and Christ were there on Christmas day in the morning.
 And let us all rejoice amain
 I thought I told you to SHUT UP!
 .all rejoice amain On Christmas day in the morning.
 Shelley is starting to get pissed...
 On Christmas day, on Christmas day...
 Shelley got up, and killed them turds...
 On Christmas day
 IN THE MORNING!