Watch World War Three on Pay TV

Watch World War III On pay TV
 Television can be such a thrill
 sitting home in your chair
 with your boys over there
 charging across the screen
 getting blown to smithereens
 Watch World War III on pay TV
 If you want to keep the kids at home
 They'll be glued to their sets
 Watching rockets and jets
 Blowing up schools and factories
 Putting an end to the birds and bees
 It's worth every penny to tune in and see
 Who wins the Emmy
 At the ruins of the Academy
 Watch World War III on pay TV
 Before your television melts away
 Think of the close-ups on the screen
 Find a face you know
 Isn't this better than Bishop Sheen?
 Better than the Late, Late Show?
 Watching the boys from your home town
 Fighting whoever they are
 Watching the cities falling down
 It's greater than Jack Paar!
 They're out setting up the cameras now
 Though they don't know just where
 Still they've got to prepare
 Murrow's there to do his part
 Waiting for the war to start
 See the hydrogen bomb explode
 As those mushrooms appear
 You'll be sipping your beer
 Zooming in with the Zoomar lens
 Watching while the whole world ends
 It's worth every penny
 To tune in and see
 Who wins the Emmy
 At the ruins of the Academy
 Watch World War III on pay TV
 Before your television melts away
 Before your television melts away