Handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
 No handlebars
 No handlebars
 I can ride my bike with no handlebars
 No handlebars
 No handlebars
 Look at me, look at me
 Hands in the air like it's good to be
 Alive!
 And I'm a famous rapper
 Even when the paths are all crookedy
 I can show you how to do-si-do
 I can show you how to scratch a record
 I can take apart the remote control
 And I can almost put it back together
 I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
 I can tell you about Leif Ericson
 I know all the words to "De Colores"
 And "I'm proud to be an American"
 Me and my friend saw a platypus
 Me and my friend made a comic book
 And guess how long it took
 I can do anything that I want cause, look
 I can keep rhythm with no metronome
 No metronome
 No metronome
 And I can see your face on the telephone
 On the telephone
 On the telephone
 Look at me
 Look at me
 Just called to say that it's good to be
 Alive!
 In such a small world
 I'm all curled up with a book to read
 I can make money open up a thrift store
 I can make a living off a magazine
 I can design an engine sixty four
 Miles to a gallon of gasoline
 I can make new antibiotics
 I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
 I know how to run a business
 I can make you wanna buy a product
 Movers shakers and producers
 Me and my friends understand the future
 I see the strings that control the systems
 I can do anything with no assistance
 Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone
 With a microphone
 With a microphone
 And I can split the atoms of a molecule
 Of a molecule
 Of a molecule
 Look at me
 Look at me
 Driving and I won't stop
 And it feels so good to be
 Alive and on top
 My reach is global
 My tower secure
 My cause is noble
 My power is pure
 I can hand out a million vaccinations
 Or let 'em all die in exasperation
 Have 'em all healed of their lacerations
 Have 'em all killed by assassination
 I can make anybody go to prison
 Just because I don't like 'em and
 I can do anything with no permission
 I have it all under my command
 Because I can guide a missile by satellite
 By satellite
 By satellite
 And I can hit a target through a telescope
 Through a telescope
 Through a telescope
 And I can end the planet in a holocaust
 In a holocaust
 In a holocaust
 In a holocaust
 In a holocaust
 In a holocaust
 I can ride my bike with no handlebars
 No handlebars
 No handlebars
 I can ride my bike with no handlebars
 No handlebars
 No handlebars
 I can ride my bike without handlebars
 No handlebars
 No handlebars
 No handlebars