Chinese Waiter

We can take a trip to China
 But we will not the cross sea
 There's always a Chinatown where
 Chinese people tend be
 Our cultures are so different
 At least that's how it seems
 But it took a Chinese waiter to remind me of one thing
 Chinese waiter, we are all the same
 Chinese waiter, we love chicken chow mein
 Chinese waiter, bring us more jasmine tea
 Chinese waiter, 'cause love's all we need
 Chubby Buddhas laughing
 At the cat clocks on the wall
 So many paper lanterns the size of basketballs
 I wish that you could be here
 Bear witness to the sight
 I meet this Chinese waiter full of wisdom and light
 Chinese waiter, when you come around
 Chinese waiter, best service in town
 Chinese waiter, bring us another round
 China waiter, make Confucius proud
 Ain't no takeout spot with the bulletproof glass
 This be straight family dining, high class, you know
 So, why you wanna order General Tso's?
 It's all the same and everyone knows
 No matter where you go, any ghetto Chinese shop
 You can find that slop, if you wanna plop down the cash
 I recommend the lamp chop with black pepper and lemon grass
 Chinese waiter, South Central, L.A.
 Chinese waiter, San Francisco Bay
 Chinese waiter, bright lights on Broadway
 Chinese waiter, your local Chinese buffet
 And for my favorite dish
 Chinese waiter gets fresh fish
 Puts a gun between its lips
 Pulls the trigger, but it ain't dead
 Tries to run, but don't get far
 Bleeds all over the bar
 But Chinese waiter, he just laughs, and hits it with a shotgun blast
 Chinese waiter