Christmas Drillings

(It sounds like Nyge)
 Yeah
 Christmas party, Christmas knees up
 Man pulled up, didn't see one knee up (dead)
 Everyone's stush, don't wanna free up
 It's fucking October, why is your tree up? (What?)
 Been wrapping them gifts in cunch
 Dropping 'em off tryna get my P up (OT-OT)
 Then John Lewis put out that shit advert
 Tryna make man spend his re-up (what?)
 Three in the morning, man can't sleep (pricks)
 My neighbours lighting up the whole street (pricks)
 NPower, SSE, EON, EDF Energy
 Them man there raking in the Ps (trust)
 Dumb consumers still can't see
 Mummy's trying to make ends meet
 Christmas extortion, Christmas greed
 Down your spine, you'll feel a tingle
 When you hear this festive jingle
 This one's drill, not pop like Pringle
 You can get wrapped up, no Kris Kringle (bow)
 See, it's Christmas and you don't wanna miss this (yeah)
 Don't need lights 'cause we're bringing the litness (yeah)
 So you're better off hiding your missus
 'Cause I'm top of her wishlist (aye, aye)
 Santa's sleigh, I might jack that
 Christmas presents, I stack that
 Mrs. Claus got a fat back (mhm)
 So I might have to tap that (uh)
 Then I'm leaving in Santa's ride (Santa's ride)
 If the elves try run up on bro then it's beef, so I have to slide (have to slide)
 Christmas drillings, make a killing (killing)
 Got them children crying now that Santa Claus is missing
 Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (ain't no, ain't no)
 Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (ooh)
 Christmas drillings, make a killing
 Spending all your P, don't look under the tree
 Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (ain't no presents)
 Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (ain't no presents)
 (Ooh-ooh-woo)
 It's the 123 (mhm), man'll cut down your Christmas tree (jeez)
 Gonna take this flow out in the snow, back to skid row, fuck mistletoe
 Pull up on Santa and jack his sleigh (uh-huh)
 Him and his elves might pass away (uh-huh)
 Run 'em all over with his sled
 Out in Lapland, snow turn red
 He's dead (he's dead, he's dead)
 Santa got put in a spliff, irrelevant myth
 End of his presence, I plead the fifth
 Body is stiff (jeez)
 (Huh)
 Yeah, Merry Christmas
 See man jacking presents (all of them)
 Fuck your life, this ain't Evanescence
 Man don't want socks (nah), man don't want Crocs (nah)
 Man tryna grab your mum
 Bend her over slide in just to show them how I stuff that turkey (jeez)
 Primed up (what?), all my opps get banged up (what?)
 Sit man down with a one-two piece
 Then a push-up to win with hands up (shut up)
 And I come do Christmas wavy
 Priced up, but I'm not Katie
 Solo man, but I'm not Stacey
 I'm the man, but I'm no baby
 Christmas drillings, make a killing (killing)
 Got them children crying now that Santa Claus is missing
 Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (ain't no, ain't no)
 Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (ooh)
 Christmas drillings, make a killing
 Spending all your P, don't look under the tree
 Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (ain't no presents)
 Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (ain't no presents)
 (Ooh-ooh-oh)