I Hope U Don't Survive

I saw a woman on my TV
 I realized she was crazy
 I hope whatever got to her
 Donât crawl its way over to me
 She was saying that thereâs no hope
 But times are good out past her nose
 The rest of us are living the life
 Poised on a juggernaut of jokes
 I love you means, "I hope you donât survive the night"
 There are kike jokes and then the street mimes
 In times like these no one seems to mind
 But just you wait âtil the pendulum swings
 Toward the inevitable decline
 Crossed-eye talk and a halting walk
 Blind Willie is down the block
 He will never see again
 The cruelty got him in the end
 I love you means, "I hope you donât survive the night"
 We love you means, "We hope you donât survive the night"