Talk About Glory

I'm just sitting here
 Getting fat drink a beer
 Think about life as it disappears
 I'm just lazy
 I never watch the evening news
 It's full of bad things that give me the blues
 It's crazy, makes me mad.
 I'd rather be a five star general on a battlefield
 Talk about glory that's a life you could be proud to live
 I'm not bragging here
 I've been everywhere
 No, not abroad who'd want to live there anyway? -
 It's far to hot
 I read it on a poster
 Or was it on a coaster?
 I know about things you'd never understand
 Cos I read a lot - and I smoke pot...
 I'd rather be Duncan Bannatyne
 He has a lot of money and a car that shines
 I'd rather be a five star general on a battlefield
 Talk about glory that's a life you could be proud to live
 I nearly had a girlfriend
 Very nice but in the end
 I had to call it off
 She came on far too rude
 Didn't like Star Wars, Call Of Duty,
 Game of Thrones
 Tried to teach her but she did not have the aptitude, or the skill.
 I'd rather be an astronaut in space
 They get a lot of women with that chiseled face
 I'd rather be Duncan Bannatyne
 He has a lot of money and a car that shines
 I'd rather be a five star general on a battlefield
 Talk about glory that's a life you could be proud to live
 I'd rather be President Vladimir Putin
 He has a lot of fun sticking it to the UN
 I'd rather be an astronaut in space
 They get a lot of women with that chiseled face
 I'd rather be Duncan Banatyne
 He has a lot of money and a car that shines
 I'd rather be a five star general on a battlefield
 Talk about glory that's a life you
 could be proud, you could be proud - to live