The Ramblin' Rover

Oh, there're sober men and plenty
 Drunkards barely 20
 There are men of over 90
 Who have never yet kissed a girl
 But give me a ramblin' rover
 Frae Orkney down to Dover
 We'll roam the country over
 And together we'll face the world
 I've roamed through all the nations
 In delight of all creations
 And enjoyed a wee sensation
 When the company there was kind
 And when partin' was no pleasure
 I've drunk another measure
 To the good friends that we treasure
 For they always are in our mind
 Oh, there're sober men and plenty
 Drunkards barely 20
 There are men of over 90
 Who have never yet kissed a girl
 But give me a ramblin' rover
 Frae Orkney down to Dover
 We'll roam the country over
 And together we'll face the world
 Well, there's many that feign enjoyment
 From merciless employment
 Their ambition was this deployment
 From the minute they left the school
 She save and scrape and ponder
 While the rest go out and squander
 See the world and rove and wander
 And are happier as a rule
 Oh, there're sober men and plenty
 Drunkards barely 20
 There are men of over 90
 Who have never yet kissed a girl
 But give me a ramblin' rover
 Frae Orkney down to Dover
 We'll roam the country over
 And together we'll face the world
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 If you're bent wi' arthiritis
 Your bowels have got colitis
 You've gallopin' bollockitis
 And you're thinkin' it's time you died
 You've been a man o' action
 Though you're lying there in traction
 You may get some satisfaction
 Thinkin', "Jesus, at least I tried"
 Oh, there're sober men and plenty
 Drunkards barely 20
 There are men of over 90
 Who have never yet kissed a girl
 But give me a ramblin' rover
 Frae Orkney down to Dover
 We'll roam the country over
 And together we'll face the world
 Oh, there're sober men and plenty
 Drunkards barely 20
 There are men of over 90
 Who have never yet kissed a girl
 But give me a ramblin' rover
 Frae Orkney down to Dover
 We'll roam the country over
 And together we'll face the world
 We'll roam the country over
 And together we'll face the world