Ex-Wives

Divorced
 Beheaded
 Died
 
 Divorced
 Beheaded
 Survived
 And tonight, we are
 Live
 Listen up let me tell you a story
 A story that you think you've heard before
 We know you know our names and our fame and our faces
 Know all about the glories and the disgraces
 I'm done 'cause all this time
 I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme
 So I picked up a pen and a microphone
 History's about to get overthrown
 Divorced
 Beheaded
 Died
 Divorced
 Beheaded
 Survived
 But just for you tonight
 We're divorced, beheaded, live!
 Welcome to the show, to the historemix
 Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
 Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
 Raising up the roof 'til we hit the ceiling
 Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing
 Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
 But now we're
 Ex-Wives
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 All you ever hear and read about
 Is our ex and the way it ended
 But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
 You're gonna find out how we got, unfriended
 Tonight we're gonna do ourselves justice
 'Cause we're taking you to court
 And every Tudor rose has its thorns
 And you're gonna hear 'em live
 In consort
 Divorced
 Beheaded
 Died
 Divorced
 Beheaded
 Survived
 But just for you tonight
 We're divorced, beheaded, live!
 Welcome to the show, to the historemix
 Switchin' up the flow as we add the prefix
 Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
 Dancing to the beat 'til the break of day, once
 We're done we'll start again like it's the Renaissance
 Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
 But now we're
 Ex-Wives
 (Divorced)
 My name's Catherine of Aragon
 Was married 24 years
 I'm a paragon of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
 So if you try to dump me
 You won't try that again
 (Beheaded)
 I'm that Boleyn girl and I'm up next
 See I broke England from the church
 Yeah, I'm that sexy
 Why did I lose my head?
 Well, my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red
 (Died)
 Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved
 (Rude)
 When my son was newly born, I died
 But I'm not what I seem or am I?
 Stick around and you'll suddenly see more
 (Divorced)
 Ich bin Anne of Cleves
 Ja!
 When he saw my portrait, he was like
 Ja!
 But I didn't look as good as good as I did in my pic
 Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little-
 Prick up your ears, I'm the Catherine who lost her head
 (Beheaded)
 For my promiscuity outside of wed
 Lock up your husbands
 Lock up your sons
 K. Howard is here and the fun's begun
 (Survived)
 Five down, I'm the final wife
 I saw him to the end of his life
 I'm the survivor Catherine Parr
 I bet you wanna know how I got this far
 I said I bet you wanna know how we got this far
 Do you wanna know how we got this far then?
 Welcome to the show, to the historemix
 Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
 Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
 Get your hands up, get this party buzzing
 You want a queen bee, well there's half a dozen
 Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
 ♪
 But now we're
 Ex-Wives
 ♪
 One, two, three, four, five, six!