Haus of Holbein

Welcome to the house
 To the Haus of Holbein
 Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
 Ooh ja, ja
 The Haus of Holbein
 Hans Holbein goes around the world
 Painting all of the beautiful girls
 From Spain, to France
 And Germany
 The king chooses one
 But which one will it be?
 You bring the corsets
 We'll bring the cinches
 No one wants a waist over nine inches
 So what the make up contains lead poison?
 At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
 Ignore the fear, and you'll be fine
 We'll turn this vier into a nine
 So just say "ja" and don't say "nein"
 'Cause now you're in the house
 In the Haus of Holbein!
 Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
 Ooh ja, ja
 The Haus of Holbein
 We must make sure the princesses look great
 When their time comes for the Holbein portrait
 We know what all the best inventions are
 To hold everything up
 Ja, it's wunderbar
 For blonder hairs, then you just add a
 Magical ingredient from your bladder
 Try these heels, so high it's naughty
 But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at 40
 Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
 We'll turn this vier into a nine
 So just say "ja" and don't say "nein"
 'Cause now you're in the house
 In the Haus of Holbein!
 Ooh ja, das ist gut
 Ooh ja, ja
 The Haus of Holbein