Potatoes & Molasses

Oh Potatoes and Molasses
 If you want some, oh just ask
 'Cause there warm and soft
 Like Puppies and Socks
 Filed with cream and candy rocks
 Oh Potatoes and Molasses
 They're so much sweeter than algebra class
 If you're stomach is grumbling and your mouth mumblin'
 There's only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin'
 Oh Potatoes and Molasses
 If you can't see, put on your glasses
 Their shiny and large, like a fisherman's barge
 You know you've had enough when you start seeing stars
 Oh Potatoes and Molasses
 It's the only thing left on your task list
 They're short and stout and make everyone shout
 For Potatoes and Molasses
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