That's All

Hello, everybody
 My name's Evan D. Kraven
 I am today's newest patient
 I'm glad I'm participating
 I guess I'll start this off by saying
 I'm a labelled assailant
 They found a couple unknown bodies
 Rotting under my basement
 But I'm not here to make new friends
 I'm not the one you wanna blabble to
 A paranoid, schizophrenic, fuck you bitch attitude
 I'll slice you up with gratitude
 Decap you like a Haitian
 Face it, I'm the modern Jason
 All you rappers I'm replacing
 That's all
 Hello, Miss Winney Whitney
 Would you like to play a game with me?
 Go out and throw 'round a Frisbee
 I hope it isn't too windy
 Maybe I'll bring along Cindy
 We can all play in the shed
 Show you what's under my bed
 As long as you keep it unsaid
 'Cause if you tell somebody that I'm out collecting heads
 They gonna tell the Feds
 Then mama's gonna make me take my meds
 I fucking hate my meds
 They make me drowsy plus a bit depressed
 And when I get depressed
 I lay with Beth while I caress her breast
 But Beth's been dead for about a week now
 Her body's my antique now
 My new spatula's her feet
 I use her torso as a sheet now
 I wasn't always crazy 'til I met this bitch named Carolyn
 A lot of you might actually know her
 Her real name's, uh, heroine
 Hello, everybody
 My name's Evan D. Kraven
 I am today's newest patient
 I'm glad I'm participating
 I guess I'll start this off by saying
 I'm a labelled assailant
 They found a couple unknown bodies
 Rotting under my basement
 But I'm not here to make new friends
 I'm not the one you wanna blabble to
 A paranoid, schizophrenic, fuck you bitch attitude
 I'll slice you up with gratitude
 Decap you like a Haitian
 Face it, I'm the modern Jason
 All you rappers I'm replacing, that's all
 All my teachers never liked me, so I shot up my professor
 Told him watch his fucking mouth, that was the lesson of my lecture
 But to each his own, I brought him home to keep him as my treasure
 Kept his body in the closet, but his fingers in my dresser
 Cooking on the stove, I'll turn your organs into plaster
 Stir a little faster
 To the children, I'm a bastard
 I turn them into Casper
 Watch me demonstrate disaster
 Underground psychopath
 These rappers call me master
 All I wanna feed them is some beetles
 Do you want some more?
 Tell you to face the floor on all fours
 While I fuck your whore
 I can feel the residue come sweating out my pores
 Watch me play with organs, but I never miss a chord
 Hello, everybody
 My name's Evan D. Kraven
 I am today's newest patient
 I'm glad I'm participating
 I guess I'll start this off by saying
 I'm a labelled assailant
 They found a couple unknown bodies
 Rotting under my basement
 But I'm not here to make new friends
 I'm not the one you wanna blabble to
 A paranoid, schizophrenic, fuck you bitch attitude
 I'll slice you up with gratitude
 Decap you like a Haitian
 Face it, I'm the modern Jason
 All you rappers I'm replacing
 That's all