A Big Disgrace

I'm gonna tell you the story of a girl
 That I met one night
 I was down at the pub with my friends
 When this beast came at me
 She started rubbing her groin against my leg
 And put her hands on my cock (damn!)
 She whispered dirty words in my ear
 And said "are you ready to rock?"
 I remember thinking
 - who let you escape from the zoo?
 [Chorus:]
 Cause you're a big disgrace
 To the whole female gender
 And I think you're the opposite
 Of soft, sweet and tender
 You're a big disgrace
 To the whole human race
 And I know there are monkeys
 More civilized than you (mmhm)
 I was down at the pub with my friends
 A couple of weeks later
 When this girl came at me again
 Looking more drunk than ever
 She started speaking with a breath so bad
 I had to turn away from her
 Instead of getting my obvious hint
 She came even closer