Your Cat

She smoked one-hundreds when I met her
 She tried to quit before she left me
 I'm not so sure if that's important
 Free association gets me dizzy
 They ask, "What's the reason for your appointment?"
 I try to come up with something vague
 She asks if I'm going to the party
 I tell her I'm going to the party
 It's so hot by noon I just get queasy
 It's so hot by 2 I stay inside
 I try to put down a cup of coffee
 He asks how much I'm drinking and I lie
 But doctors are always trying to tell you
 Some torturous way to live your life
 It's not like they know everything ever
 Hey man, I went to college too
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 But all of the kids I met on campus
 Are settled down beside the sea
 Some days I wish that I could be that
 Sometimes I forget to spit out the seeds
 I'll make it through this if it kills me
 And when it kills me I'll come back
 Jesus will make me a disciple
 Or maybe he'll let me be your cat
 I wait to be led into temptation
 As I lay a load across the street
 Catherine is smoking pot above me
 Watching Hellraiser on tv
 Tomorrow I'm driving to Chicago
 Tonight I am kneeling from the puke
 Still doing all I can to understand
 One more erotic nightmare about you
 
 She smoked one-hundreds when I met her
 She tried to quit before she left me
 I'm not so sure if that's important
 Free association gets me dizzy
 They ask, "What's the reason for your appointment?"
 I try to come up with something vague
 She asks if I'm going to the party
 I tell her I'm going to the party
 It's so hot by noon I just get queasy
 It's so hot by 2 I stay inside
 I try to put down a cup of coffee
 He asks how much I'm drinking and I lie
 But doctors are always trying to tell you
 Some torturous way to live your life
 It's not like they know everything ever
 Hey man, I went to college too
 ♪
 But all of the kids I met on campus
 Are settled down beside the sea
 Some days I wish that I could be that
 Sometimes I forget to spit out the seeds
 I'll make it through this if it kills me
 And when it kills me I'll come back
 Jesus will make me a disciple
 Or maybe he'll let me be your cat
 I wait to be led into temptation
 As I lay a load across the street
 Catherine is smoking pot above me
 Watching Hellraiser on tv
 Tomorrow I'm driving to Chicago
 Tonight I am kneeling from the puke
 Still doing all I can to understand
 One more erotic nightmare about you
 
 She smoked one-hundreds when I met her
 She tried to quit before she left me
 I'm not so sure if that's important
 Free association gets me dizzy
 They ask, "What's the reason for your appointment?"
 I try to come up with something vague
 She asks if I'm going to the party
 I tell her I'm going to the party
 It's so hot by noon I just get queasy
 It's so hot by 2 I stay inside
 I try to put down a cup of coffee
 He asks how much I'm drinking and I lie
 But doctors are always trying to tell you
 Some torturous way to live your life
 It's not like they know everything ever
 Hey man, I went to college too
 ♪
 But all of the kids I met on campus
 Are settled down beside the sea
 Some days I wish that I could be that
 Sometimes I forget to spit out the seeds
 I'll make it through this if it kills me
 And when it kills me I'll come back
 Jesus will make me a disciple
 Or maybe he'll let me be your cat
 I wait to be led into temptation
 As I lay a load across the street
 Catherine is smoking pot above me
 Watching Hellraiser on tv
 Tomorrow I'm driving to Chicago
 Tonight I am kneeling from the puke
 Still doing all I can to understand
 One more erotic nightmare about you