Drayton Manored

No, get four
 You what?
 Yeah, I know, yeah, fuck that
 Yeah, I'll get a taxi now then, alright? yeah, tarar
 D & G
 I need a cold shower
 Spent the night at Drayton Manor
 It's alright, you get a prime seat every night
 Drip, trip, I got the horrors
 It's all bingo mate, and it's my dobbers
 Down at the house, down at the house
 With the famous grass
 Plug my phone in with a lead that fits
 Me and my mate get whiffed
 It's like flippin' heck-land
 We are the dumb Brits
 Lobbin' down one-pint cans of imported shit
 Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars
 Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars
 Drayton Manored
 Plug my phone in, tah
 I'm fuckin' spannered
 You have that last can
 I'll put my shoes on, order me a car
 Fallin' out as it drops me off
 Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars
 Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars
 I remember when I was 21
 Laughin' about it in clubs
 "I wonder what will happen?
 We are the guinea pigs"
 But now I realize:
 Few of us grew from guinea pigs into proper dives
 Head dives, heads like an A-level leaving party
 I woke up in the pool with my boxer shorts covered in a stool
 Grey fog of the rush-hour, I get its tail end
 Dodgin' the bloke at the natural food shop
 En route to my bed, a lonely bed
 Dressed in sweat, dressed in regret
 Dressed in the feelin' that I ain't ready
 I ain't got the balls to make my beddy
 Oh dear (oh dear)
 Drayton Manored
 Plug my phone in, tah
 I'm fuckin' spannered
 You have that last can
 I'll put my shoes on, order me a car
 Fallin' out as it drops me off
 Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars
 Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars
 Hiding all the nub-ends behind the garden shed
 And lookin' out for next door, in case they're watchin' me
 I don't like it: don't say two words to you
 Then peer out their windows with a fuckin' video recorder
 Sign of the times
 Human beings are now adjacent lines
 Like a tube map, or whatever
 A mass of lines that occasionally cross each other
 But never say anything
 Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
 Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
 Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
 Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
 Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
 Drayton Manored
 Plug my phone in, tah
 I'm fuckin' spannered
 You have that last can
 I'll put my shoes on, order me a car
 Fallin' out as it drops me off
 Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars
 Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars
 Drayton Manored
 Plug my phone in, tah
 I'm fuckin' spannered
 You have that last can
 I'll put my shoes on, order me a car
 Fallin' out as it drops me off
 Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars
 Trip to Spar is like a trip to Mars