Fifteen Minutes... Or It's Free

I'm driving at night, got my radio on
 I'll be working nine hours 'til the break of dawn
 Gotta keep prayin' that my car won't stall
 I got fifteen minutes from the second they call
 Fifteen minutes, or it's free
 But don't you worry, I'll handle it, man
 Fifteen minutes, or it's free
 I wish somebody would deliver me
 Fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes
 Fifteen minutes, or it's free
 I said I'm wired like a bomb at a quarter to 3
 I'm on ten white parcels and a gallon of tea
 I could use a vacation, but I'm biting my lip
 It's a sad situation, but I need the tips
 Fifteen minutes, or it's free
 And then it comes out of my salary
 Fifteen minutes, or it's free
 Everybody sing along with me
 Fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes
 Fifteen minutes, or it's free
 Nobody cares if I should come to harm
 They're just happy as they know they get their pizza warm
 But call right now and every order let's you contribute a dollar to operation: rescue
 Fifteen minutes, or it's free
 Now watch me wrap my car around a tree
 Fifteen minutes, or it's free
 You know that you can set your watch by me
 Fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes
 Fifteen minutes, or it's free