Public Beat

Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood
 And self-gratification never felt so good
 You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love
 Just a good firm grip and a Playtex glove
 I see you standing in the corner at the high school dance
 Get out on the floor and get out of your pants
 I see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bands
 But there's a brand new beat and you can use both hands
 You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
 Doing the pubic beat
 You gotta put your inhibitions up away on the shelf
 And when the feeling starts to hit you, get a grip on yourself
 All the uptight people will be heading for the door
 But won't you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor?
 You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
 Doing the pubic beat
 I see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bands
 But there's a brand new beat and you can use both hands
 And all the uptight people will be heading for the door
 Why don't you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor?
 You're gonna look so sweet, so indiscreet
 With your hands on your meat, turning red as a beet
 You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat
 Doing the pubic beat