The Men

Don't play football
 We play Fenders
 We chop fish in kitchen blenders
 We're a disgrace to our gender
 We're the men!
 Always together night and day
 It makes our girlfriends think we're gay
 But who needs women when you've got friends?
 We're the men!
 The men will never let me down
 The men will always be around
 The men won't argue, scratch, or fight
 The men won't say, "I've got a headache tonight"!
 On Friday night we'll all jump in a car
 And blow all our money at a go-go bar
 Sober up for a week to do it over again because
 We're the men!
 We're twenty-one, but we act like we're ten
 We're as immature as we've ever been
 Maybe we'll grow up, but I don't know when because
 We're the men!
 We'll get together
 Drink together
 Sweat together
 Stink together
 Laugh together
 Cry together
 Live together
 And die together!
 We're the men...