Waltz of the WallFlowers

Sitting, staring, walls aren't caring
 I know no one, why did I come?
 -Up- Sorry, -the- oh no, -front walk- no one's sitting there
 -hear- Oh please,-the- feel free -loud talk- you can take the chair
 -on- Oh dear, -the- I see, -door step- you don't want to sit
 -just- To the -one- other -more step- side you're taking it
 -Enter Smiling-
 Oh, God, how embarrassing Reconciling
 Yeah, right, who would sit by me?
 I want to go -Nobody knows or sees me— it's not polite -I can leave soon-
 Maybe I'll -wheres- hide awhile -the- in the john -restroom-
 Oh damn, the door is locked
 -why did I-
 It's too early,-Even Come- I can't go yet -I dont know
 I should have sent them -anyone- my deep regrets
 I'm over-dressed,-Who knew that this was casual- my hair's all stiff -This hairdo isn't natural-
 This tie is wrong -My belt's too tight— I hate these shoes
 No one wears white
 Punch bowl -my god look at them all dancing-
 Pouring,-How do they do the romance thing?-
 Boring,-It's not for me, it won't come naturally, I just can't move like that- boring -Well actually I haven't tried-
 Hey,-what's the sense?- wait —I sure don't see anyone to dance with-
 There by the fern
 Who is that -who is that- over there -over there-? She looks nice -he looks shy-
 Don't stare,-don't stare- don't stare!-dont stare-
 She's not talking to anyone poor -poor- girl's -guy's- not having any fun
 Maybe I -maybe I- could go over there, -no really could I-
 Should I -would I- just walk over? Jeez, I don't know
 Don't stare, -Don't stare- don't stare! -Don't Stare-
 Oh, crud, I'm sweating now aren't I? -What would I say-
 This happens to me all the time -I couldn't-
 A nasty trick God plays on shy people -What could I say-
 We're being selected out of the gene pool
 This isn't fair, -I need some air- but I don't care -I really need some air-
 I don't know what I'll say but darn it anyway I'm going over there!-I can't stand it I've got to get out of here!-
 -If I get out the-
 Uh —then I can just - oh -keep going-
 -I don't need my coat- Where did she go? -Can you believe it's snowing-
 -Gee, where is my coat- Oh —how could I get it back- no
 -Is it on the bed or hung up on the rack?- Did she go home?
 Oh damn oh damn-burr-oh damn-it's cold-oh damn oh damn oh damn
 I've missed my chance-Can't stay outside, I'll freeze-
 I only thought she might want to dance with me
 Oh, there she is, she looks so cold
 She was out without her coat
 The snow looks lovely in her hair
 I'm going to do it, I'm going to go over there
 I'm going! What will I say?
 All of you self-assured people get out of the way!
 A waltz is playing
 I can handle the slow ones
 What am I saying?
 This dance has not yet begun
 Left, right, left, right, left, right, why can't I get it right
 I'm not dancing, I'm just walking
 Have people stopped talking?
 Go on, go on, go on don't blow this chance
 Pardon me Miss, do you think I might have this dance?
 La... la.la la la, oops!
 La... la, one... two... one, two, three!
 La, la la la, la la la — we've got it now
 La, la la la, la la la la la, la la la la!