Public Relations (SMASH Cast Version) (feat. Katharine McPhee & Christian Borle)

Here she is!
 Miss Marilyn Monroe
 Will she have the answers
 That our readers want to know?
 From India and Pars
 And from just across the pond
 We have so many questions
 For America's smart dumb blonde
 Here I am
 I dropped in from the sky
 For Look and Life and all the boys
 From Peek and U.P.I
 Please let us peek behind closed doors
 Where no one is allowed!
 Well I'm pretty good in private
 But the truth is, I'm better in a crowd
 I relate to men of so many nations
 But public relations
 Are my favorite kind
 You're the story that we're glad we're assigned
 Dealing with one man
 Can lead to frustrations
 But public relations
 I have never declined
 Cause we're the guys who'll never leave ya behind
 A bunch of men
 With pad and pen
 Is a way to have some fun
 But ladies, listen to me
 Confidentially?
 Nothing ever beats a one on one
 Still, you come to me
 For sex in quotations
 So I'll use public relations
 To give you a piece of my mind
 Gimme, gimme
 A piece of your mind
 Cause the answer to a question
 Is the way you're defined, like
 What do you sleep in?
 Well I adore Chanel No. 5 and not much more
 Any advice for a girl in the city?
 If you're two-faced, at least make one of them pretty
 The studio says, "lateness is your favorite crime"
 True, I've been on a calendar, but never on time
 When you posed nude, your inhibitions were gone?
 Well, that's not quite true, I kept the radio on!
 Yes, to chase the blues
 Boys, I chase the newsboys!
 Fame has plenty of perks
 When your life's a mess
 Call the foreign press
 Be they Indian, Parisian, British
 German, or Turks
 I am glad you crave
 My best conjugations
 Yes, public relations
 Is my favorite sound
 Cause when I'm alone
 I can pick up the phone
 Cause the forth estate
 Is always around!
 Yes, it's just good public relations!