Don't Have The Cow

You should've listened to your mother
 And ate your veggies when you were younger
 You should have listened to your parents
 And doubled up on your peas and carrots
 Even though I eat meat
 I appreciate the irony
 Now that the cow's are going mad
 Now that the cow's are going mad
 The vegetarians are laughing at us now
 Well, this just makes me want to hate them even more
 And if you indulge in that
 Then you're no smarter than the slab of meat you eat
 The one that's now driving you mad, mad, mad, mad
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 Hate to be an I told you so
 But I fuckin' told you so
 Meat is murder and it's killing you
 What the hell are you going to do?
 Even though I eat meat
 I appreciate the irony
 Cow's are going mad
 Cow's are going mad
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 Cow's are going mad
 Even though I eat meat
 I appreciate the irony
 Cow's are going mad
 Even though I eat meat
 Hate to be an I told you so
 Hate to be an I told you so
 Hate to be an I told you so
 Hate to be an I told you so