The Kwellada Kid

He had an itch that wouldn't stop
 He caught it from someone who didn't wash
 He had a nest for a crotch
 He had one big piece of hot property
 He's just a kid
 The Kwellada Kid
 He had an itch
 Only Kwellada could fix
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 He was afraid to drop his pants
 He was embarrassed by his nasty rash
 It was in the shape of Italy
 His penis was his scratching post
 He's just a kid
 The Kwellada Kid
 He had an itch
 Only Kwellada could fix
 He's just a kid
 The Kwellada Kid
 He had an itch
 Only Kwellada could fix
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 He's going back to that town
 He's gonna hunt that creature down
 He's gonna pull its panties down
 And eat those crabs for lunch
 He's going back to that town
 He's gonna hunt that creature down
 He's gonna pull its panties down
 And eat those crabs for lunch
 He's just a kid (he's going back to that town)
 The Kwellada Kid (he's gonna hunt that creature down
 The Kwellada Kid (he's gonna pull its panties down)
 And eat those crabs for lunch
 He's just a kid (he's going back to that town)
 The Kwellada Kid (he's gonna hunt that creature down
 The Kwellada Kid (he's gonna pull its panties down)
 And eat those crabs for lunch