G.I. Joe Gets Angry With Human Kind

This one's about how my G.I. Joe came to life
 And he kicked in my bedroom door last night
 And he grabbed me by my genitals
 Mad at the fact that he had none of his own
 G.I. Joe hates humans
 Yet he longs to be one
 He envies our power to reproduce
 I know, I know 'cause he tried to kill me
 Daybreak forced him back into his toy box
 Where I hurriedly slapped on a padlock
 With matches and gasoline, I sent him to Hasbro Hell
 Now I can't trust any toy, not even ones made by Mattel
 G.I. Joe hates humans
 Yet he longs to be one
 He envies our power to reproduce
 I know, I know 'cause he tried to kill me
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 G.I. Joe hates humans
 Yet he longs to be one
 He envies our power to reproduce
 I know, I know 'cause he told me so