Gaggle Of Friends

So and so's a lawyer
 You know who's a nurse
 What's his name got murdered
 Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
 So and so's a lawyer
 You know who's a nurse
 What's his name got murdered
 Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse, go
 Gaggle of friends
 Gaggle of friends
 Had a gaggle of friends in high school
 I know none of them now
 Cleared my memory of them
 Here's what I heard through the rumor mill, yeah
 So and so's a lawyer
 You know who's a nurse
 What's his name got murdered
 Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
 So and so's a lawyer
 You know who's a nurse
 What's his name got murdered
 Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
 Gaggle of friends
 Gaggle of friends
 The one voted most likely to succeed
 Now works at Dairy Queen
 The jock that used to beat me up daily
 Now sells his ass to men for money
 So and so's a lawyer
 You know who's a nurse
 What's his name got murdered
 Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
 So and so's a lawyer
 You know who's a nurse
 What's his name got murdered
 Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
 Me, I play in a punk rock band
 Don't see it as a fault
 I may not be the richest
 But I'm doing what I want
 I'm doing what I want, hey
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 So and so's a lawyer
 You know who's a nurse
 What's his name got murdered
 Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
 So and so's a lawyer
 You know who's a nurse
 What's his name got murdered
 Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse