Deadfall

Well, I killed my dad in a con gone bad
 Nearly drank myself to death
 Oh, but when he died, he said Lou had the cake
 So I caught a bus headin' west
 I saw the numbers runnin' through a small café
 And I knew I'd find my Uncle Lou
 That's when Eddie stepped up, he said, "Pick a card"
 Said "Shape the con before it shapes you"
 Who sent ya?
 Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
 Yeah, who sent ya?
 Who sent ya? Who sent ya?
 Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
 Yeah, who sent ya?
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 Now I met my uncle for the very first time
 And he sent me on a con with Ed
 And now we came callin' on his girl Diane
 A blonde grifter dressed in red
 I guess pigeon droppin' was the name of the game
 And I had to pay my dues
 Well fun time family fun was the plan
 Said "Shape the con before it shapes you"
 Who sent ya?
 Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
 Yeah, who sent ya?
 Who sent ya, baby girl?
 Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
 Yeah, who sent ya?
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 Sam Peckinpah tried to choke Eddie out
 But he cut him from ear to ear
 Then he grabbed old Lou and said, "We fuck now!"
 On his face, a twisted jeer
 Well, he took old Lou to that same café
 And Eddie couldn't have been much higher
 When he tied him up, it was his intent
 To put his head in that deep fryer
 Diane told me and I tackled Ed
 As we did a little wiggle and dance
 Oh, when we were done, Ed got a hot head, said
 "Well, vive la fuckin' France, man!"
 Someone tried to kill me, man
 (Who'd try to kill you, Eddie?)
 The fuckin' hangers!
 Go, go!
 Someone tried to kill me, man
 (Who'd try to kill you, Eddie?)
 The fuckin' hangers!
 Time to kiss the baby, friend
 (All fuckin' summer long, sugar)
 Who sent ya?
 Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
 Yeah, who sent ya?
 Who sent ya, baby girl?
 Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
 Yeah, who sent ya?
 You shape the con, or it'll shape you
 You shape the con
 You shape the con, or it'll shape you
 You shape the con
 Hi-fuckin'-ya!