Ruthless Lately

I'm sorry if I bothered you
 I don't know what I'm gonna do
 I have to find myself a place to think
 I know what I did was wrong
 I hoped that you would play along
 At least that's what I'm told by my new shrink
 I should make it up to you
 So let me know what I can do
 It would help make me feel so tickled pink
 Please don't simply turn me down
 Rejection's gonna make me frown
 I think that you should know I'm on the brink
 I'm feeling dizzy, it happened again
 What do you think I should do
 This person out there, I don't think it's me
 All that I know, I need you
 I'm sorry 'bout your other friend
 Reliable until the end
 This has been something of a trend I see
 And what about the other one
 Who thought that it would be so fun
 To gas himself, it was so bourgeoisie
 It's simply very puzzling
 Why no one can go on living
 When they meet you, it's dizzying to see
 I'm sorry 'bout the cyanide
 And the assisted suicide
 Oh look, another one has died
 Not me!
 I'm feeling dizzy, it happened again
 What do you think I should do
 That person out there is really not me
 I know that I know, I need you
 I'm sorry but I have to run
 It's been nice, a lot of fun
 If someone asks, I wasn't here
 I'm going out of town
 I hope nobody drowns
 I won't be 'round but I'll be near
 I'm feeling dizzy, it happened again
 What do you think I should do
 That person out there I hope is not me
 All that I know, I need you
 All that I know, I need you
 All that I wanted is you