Chillin' Like a Villain

Let me tell you something you can really trust
 Everybody's got a wicked side
 I know you think that you can never be like us
 Watch and learn, so you can get it right
 You need to drag your feet
 You need to nod your head
 You need to lean back
 Slip through the cracks
 You need to not care
 (Uh, you need to not stare)
 You need a whole lot of help
 (You need to not be yourself)
 You wanna be cool?
 Let me show you how
 Need to break the rules
 I can show you how
 And once you catch this feeling
 Yeah, once you catch this feeling
 You'll be chillin', chillin', oh
 Chillin' like a villain (chillin')
 Chillin' like (hey) a villain (chillin')
 Chillin' like a villain (hey)
 Chillin' like, chillin' like (hey) villain
 You draw attention when you act like that
 Let us teach you how to disappear
 You look like you would lose a fight to an alley cat
 You gotta be wrong to get it right 'round here
 You need to watch your back
 You need to creep around
 You need to slide real smooth
 Don't make a sound
 And if you want it, take it
 And if you can't take it, break it
 If you care about your health
 (Seriously, you need to not be yourself)
 You wanna be cool?
 Let me show you how
 Need to break the rules
 I can show you how
 And once you catch this feeling
 And once you catch this feeling
 You'll be chillin', chillin', oh
 Chillin' like a villain (chillin')
 Chillin' like (hey) a villain (chillin')
 Chillin' like-
 I really wanna be bad a lot
 And I'm giving it my best shot
 But it's hard being what I'm not
 Well, if you don't, you're gonna get us caught
 He's right, we gotta stay low-key
 Now show us how bad you can be
 Like this? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
 Like this? (Yeah, yeah)
 Oh, yeah, I think I got this
 Let's go, I'm ready to rock this
 And I ain't gonna thank you for your help
 I think I found the words to myself
 You wanna be cool?
 Let me show you how
 Need to break the rules
 I can show you how
 And once you catch this feeling
 And once you catch this feeling
 You'll be chillin', chillin', oh
 Chillin' like a villain (chillin')
 Chillin' like (hey) a villain (chillin')
 Chillin' like a villain (chillin')
 Chillin' like a villain (chillin') (hey)
 Chillin' like a villain