Loch Ness

Girl germs, no returns
 Can't hide out they're everywhere
 Girl germs, no returns
 Have to come out and play the game
 Girls are the rots, you insist
 By pulling my ponytail you persist
 To put down my goofy game
 When yours is goofy just the same
 A paper doll of superior boyness
 Clinging to your clubs to mask your own shyness
 Singing only boys with the goods
 For a clubhouse in the woods
 Girl germs, no returns
 Can't hide out they're everywhere
 Girl germs, no returns
 Have to come out and play the game
 You spin round on your carousel
 Going nowhere and looking swell
 Sometimes I catch you looking my way
 You always get scared and run away
 'Cos co-ed playground means confrontation
 With boyish fears of girl intimidation
 You're too cosy in your all boy clubhouse
 To even consider having Kool Aid at my house
 Girl germs, no returns
 Can't hide out they're everywhere
 Girl germs, no returns
 Have to come out and play the game
 Why don't you love slurpies in the sun?
 Why can't we go to skippies house for fun?
 I see you said bored with heart decay
 How you missed out you'll realise one day
 How you missed out you'll realise one day