Moonshine & Mistletoe

Copy that, I'm gonna go check out that complaint over at Santa's pub
 Requesting backup
 I saw a red sleigh parked by a neon sign
 With some reindeer that looked like they knew how to fly
 When I walked in, I saw 'em sitting there at the bar
 He was hitting on the waitress but wasn't getting far
 Was December 24th, Christmas Eve
 And he was half gone getting three sheets
 Heard him talking 'bout heading to the Waffle House
 I was like a little kid that just figured it out
 Maybe that's why Santa Claus is coming to town
 Maybe that's why he's at the bar throwing 'em down
 Could have picked any spot anywhere in the world
 But he's down here hitting on the country girls
 Maybe that's how Rudolph got a red nose
 Maybe that's why your stocking's all stuffed with coal
 'Cause he spent his last dime at the bar and he's broke
 Maybe Santa Claus is coming to town, for moonshine and mistletoe
 So, I followed the sound of those jingle bells
 As he lit up the sky like a bat out of hell
 It was Dasher and Dancer the whole crew was drinking
 Comet and Cupid fighting over Vixen
 Maybe that's why Santa Claus is coming to town
 Maybe that's why he's at the bar throwing 'em down
 Could have picked any spot anywhere in the world
 But he's down here hitting on the country girls
 Maybe that's how Rudolph got a red nose
 Maybe that's why your stocking's all stuffed with coal
 'Cause he spent his last dime at the bar and he's broke
 Maybe Santa Claus is coming to town, for moonshine and mistletoe
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 Moonshine, moonshine and mistletoe
 So, what's with all that naughty or nice stuff
 Moonshine, moonshine and mistletoe
 Maybe that's why Santa Claus is coming to town
 Maybe that's why he's at the bar throwing 'em down
 Could have picked any spot anywhere in the world
 But he's down here, hitting on the country girls
 Maybe that's how Rudolph got a red nose
 Maybe that's why your stocking's all stuffed with coal
 'Cause he spent his last dime at the bar and he's broke
 Maybe Santa Claus is coming to town, for moonshine and mistletoe
 Moonshine and mistletoe
 This ain't no silent night
 No, it ain't
 C'mon y'all
 Moonshine and mistletoe
 Raise 'em up