Neighborhood Relations

I'm tired of doing mostly what I want to do
 Freedom is boring me I'd rather live like you
 Like a job I work at everyday to feed a family I hate anyway
 Well, I don't hate them but I suspect that they hate me
 So I'm relating to the neighbors
 If they're too loud, I'll call the cops
 I've got a lawyer too
 And if you fuck with me I'll sue
 And then I'll call the cops again
 All you folks – can you relate?
 Say it out load – I CAN RELATE!
 One more time – I CAN RELATE!
 Just like a good neighbour should
 Or go to football games and hang out with the skins
 Then get into football fights though I don't even care who wins
 I'm gonna do what must be done
 To have some neighbourhood-like fun
 All I really want is to fit in
 Cause I'm relating to the neighbours
 Bought a grill for the balcony
 And swear by my last breath
 I'll relate them all to death
 Then maybe they'll relate to me
 All you folks – can you relate?
 Say it out load – I CAN RELATE!
 One more time – I CAN RELATE!
 Just like a good neighbour should
 Relate right now while you stil can!
 Start a neighbourhood relations band!
 And don't forget to clean the garbage cans!
 I'm moving out