1-900-Spice

[ ant banks ]
 Urrghhhh urrghhh... aw shit what's this new 900 number shit
 Let me call that shit and see what the f**k this is all about
 1-900-s-p-i-c-e
 This better not be no bullshit either
 What the f**k is this?
 Who the f**k is this?
 [ spice 1 ]
 Hello you reached the motherf**kin s-p-i-c-e
 Meet with this nigga from 187 faculty
 I'm f**kin it up cause i'm a nigga from the old school
 Straight out the roots like some motherf**kin soul food
 Niggas and bitches hear my rhyme and they be gettin loose
 Because 187 proof will get the hoes juiced
 Excuse expression but I'm simply just a crazy nigga
 Who can't help kickin the funky shit to make my pockets bigger
 And try to school s-p-i-c-eget a late pass
 Because the fac is pumpin your ass up like a gauge blast
 A-n-t-b-a-n-k-s is kickin funky jams
 Knockin your niggas out the box like a batterram
 I got the faculty in back of me don't mess with me
 Cause murderism is my motherf**kin specialty
 Comin with the gangsta shit I kick it all the time bitch
 Talkin bout killin motherf**kers dumpin 'em in a ditch
 Cause if it's funky yo it's funky nigga deal wit it
 Punk ass niggas be comin fake I'm comin real wit it
 I'm sick as f**k so don't step to me and play me close
 I'll have you hung from a motherf**kin phone post
 Spice 1 is kickin that funky gangsta shit thats hardly pure
 I won't be needin a doctor
 187's the cure
 Because I'm quick to pick the phone up and say: f**k em all
 This is an obscene phone call