Big Bottom

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
 That's what I said
 The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
 Or so I have read
 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
 I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
 Big bottom, big bottom
 Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
 Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
 How could I leave this behind?
 I met her on Monday, it was my lucky fun day
 You know what I mean
 I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
 You know what I mean
 My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
 Big game is waiting there inside her tights
 Big bottom, big bottom
 Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em
 Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
 How could I leave this behind?
 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
 I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
 Big bottom, big bottom
 Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
 Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
 How could I leave this behind?