Love Rap

You say
 One for the trouble
 Two for the time
 Come on, y'all, let's rock the
 Yes, yes, y'all
 Freak, freak, y'all
 Funky beats, y'all
 Then you rock 'n roll
 Then you roll 'n rock
 And they you rockin' to the beat that just don't want you to stop
 Cause I'm the s to the p-double o-n-y
 The one mc who you can't deny
 Cause I'm the baby-maker, I'm the woman-taker
 I'm the cold-crushin lover, the heartbreaker
 So come on, fly girls, and please don't stop
 Cause I'm mc Spoonie gee, wanna hit the top
 And young ladies, rock on
 Say I was drivin' down the street on a stormy night
 Say up ahead there was this terrible fright
 There was a big fine lady, she was crossin' the street
 She had a box with the disco beat
 So I hit my brakes, but they're not all there
 I missed the young lady by only a hair
 And then I took me a look, I said,
 "la-di-da-di
 A big fine girl, she had a hell of a body
 Then she looked at me and then she started switchin'
 So I took my key out of the ignition
 Got out the car and kept my mouth shut
 Cause my 20-20 vision was right on her butt
 I caught up with her, I said,
 "you look so fine
 I swear to god I wish you was mine
 She said,
 "hey boy, you're Spoonie gee
 "that's right, honey, how did you know me?
 She said,
 "Spoonie gee, you're all the same
 And everybody who disco know your name
 I said,
 "come on baby, it's not too far
 We gonna take a little walk to my car
 Once we got to the car, then we sat in the seat
 And then the box was rockin' to the funky beat
 And then I looked at her and pushed the seat back
 Turned off her box and put on my 8-track
 And then I started rappin' without no pause
 Cause my mind was just gettin' in those draws
 And then I got in the straw, we started do it to the beat
 And started doin' like this, started doin' the freak
 Yes, yes, y'all
 Freak, freak, y'all
 Cause I'm MC Spoonie gee, I wanna be known
 As the metropolitician of the microphone
 Cause I'm a man's threat
 And I'm a woman's pet
 And I'm known as the mamsel's joy
 And I'm a man who fights on the microphone
 And who all the people enjoy, y'all
 Yes, yes, y'all
 Freak, freak, y'all
 And don't stop
 Keep on
 Say I was breakin' and freakin' at a disco place
 I met a fine girl, she had a pretty face
 And then she took me home, you say,
 "the very same night?
 The girl was on and she was outta sight
 And then I got the girl for three hours straight
 But I had to go to work, so I couldn't be late
 I said,
 "where's your man?
 " she said,
 "he's in jail
 I said,
 "come on baby, cause you're tellin' a tale
 Cause if he comes at me and then he wants to fight
 See I'mma get the man good and I'mma get him right
 See I'mma roll my barrel and keep the bullets still
 And when I shoot my shot, I'm gonna shoot to kill
 Cause I'm the Spoonie-spoon, I don't mess around
 I drop a man where he stand right into the ground
 You say from africa to france, say to germany
 Because you can't get a man tryin to mess with me
 Cause I'm a smooth talker, I'm the midnight stalker
 I'm the image of the man they call the J.D. walker
 If you're gonna be my girl, just come along
 And just clap your hands to my funky song
 I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble neither
 And most people call me a woman pleaser
 Cause I keep their phone numbers on the shelf
 I go to make love, and then keep it to myself
 So no one's gonna know what I'm doin' to you
 Not your sister, brother, niece, nor your mother, father too
 And take that y'all
 And don't stop
 You keep on and on and on and on
 Like hot butter on say what, the popcorn
 Young ladies rock on
 Fly guys
 What a big surprise
 Cause I'm MC Spoonie Gee, don't take no mess
 From the north, the south, from east or west
 Cause everybody knows MC Spoonie Gee's the best
 Young ladies rock on, y'all
 Rock, rock, y'all and don't stop
 Keep on to the shill shot
 And then you rock and roll
 And then you roll and rock
 And then you rock to the beat that just don't wantcha to stop
 Cause I'm the s to the p-double o-n-y g
 I'm talkin' about me, MC Spoonie gee
 Rock on, y'all
 And don't stop
 Keep on to the shill shot
 Rock on and on and on and on
 Like hot butter on say what, the popcorn
 Don't stop the funky beat till the break of dawn
 Young ladies
 Young ladies
 Cause I'm the cool-crushin lover, goes on to supreme
 And when it comes to fine girls I'm like a lovin' machine
 It comes to makin' love, I do the best I can
 Cause I'm known from coast to coast as the sixty-minute man
 It comes to makin' face, I got the macho class
 I have all the fly girls shakin' their ass
 So for all you fly girls who wanna be loved
 Check me out, cause I'm the highest above
 I'm gonna call you up and give you an invitation
 So you can see the way Spoonie Gee rocks the nation
 One time, for the mind, y'all
 Freak, freak, y'all
 Funky freaks, y'all
 Yo go hip hop a hip-hip a hop
 And then you're rockin' to the hip, and then you're rockin' the hop
 And then you on and on and on and on
 The beat don't stop until the freaks are gone
 And rock on y'all, and don't stop
 Keep on to the shill shot
 And for you sucker-sucker dudes who commit a crime
 You wanna do bad, but don't do the time
 I say you wanna be dissed and then you wanna be a crook
 You find a old lady, take her pocketbook
 And then you steal your mother's borrowed money on the sly
 You can run, but you can't hide
 When the cops crashed through, your face turned pale
 I'mma tell you a little story about the jail
 Cause see, in jail there's a game and it's called survival
 And they run it down to you on your first arrival
 They tell you what you can and cannot do
 But if you go to jail, watch yours for a crew
 Cause when you go in the shower, he's pullin' his meat
 And he's lookin' at you and say you look real sweet
 And at first there was one, now ten walked in
 Now how in the hell did you expect to win?
 I said you better look alive, not like you take dope
 And please my brother, don't drop the soap
 And if you get out the bathroom, and you're alive
 Just remember only a man can survive
 In jail of course, cause when you're doin' 15 years
 You got no, you just have a warden
 No a corner
 Yes, yes, y'all
 Freak, freak, y'all
 And don't stop
 Keep on to shill shot
 Like a lime to a lemon and a lemon to a lime
 I keep the funky beat, I say I pass the time
 And like lemon and lime and like a lime to a lemon
 A MC could attract all the women
 Cause I'm Spoonie Gee, and I wanna be known
 As the metropolitician of the microphone
 Yes, yes, y'all
 Freak, freak, y'all
 So just clap your hands and just stomp your feet
 And just rock to the rhythm of the funky beat
 To the funky, funky, funky, funky beat
 The beat that makes you get up and pat your feet
 Young ladies rock on, y'all
 Rock on, y'all
 Till the break of dawn
 I say you do the spank or the patty duke
 Either one you want, you gotta get up and do
 The rock-rock and you don't stop
 I say I jumped the turnstile for summer day
 And then I seen the guy, and then I fled away
 And then he pulled his gun, but he did not shoot
 So come on everybody, let's patty duke
 Cause I'm livin' well, and I'm ready to dance
 Come on girl, let me show my romance
 I'll let you see the way how I rock the mic
 Cause I know damn well that I could rock all night
 Yes, yes, y'all
 Freak, freak, y'all
 And don't stop
 Keep on, y'all
 You go rock and roll
 And then you roll and rock