Kutcher

Why'd you always try to fuck with my head?
 You mocked my haircut again
 So I got some scissors and cut it off
 And now I can't go out in public
 I look like a suburban monk
 I guess I am punk'd because
 Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
 Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
 I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
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 You fuck with my system again
 I'll take your favourite pen
 I'll take your t-shirt and put it in the wash
 Then when you go out in public
 Your fabric will be fucking soft
 I guess you got punk'd because
 Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
 Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
 I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
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 But they're not together anymore
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 I just wanted to be your
 Mid-noughties MTV star
 I just wanted to be your
 Mid-noughties MTV star
 See I just wanted to be your
 Mid-noughties MTV star
 I just wanted to be your
 Mid-noughties MTV star