Wot Cher! (Knocked 'Em In the Old Kent Road)

Last week down our alley comes a toff
 Nice old geezer with a nasty cough
 Sees my misses, takes his topper off
 In a very gentlemanly way
 Ma'am says he I have some news to tell
 Your rich uncle Tom of Camberwell
 Popped off recent which it ain't a sell
 Leaving you his little donkey shay
 "Wot Cher!", all the neighbours cried
 Who yer gonna meet, Bill
 Have yer bought the street, Bill?
 Laugh! I thought I should've died
 Knocked em in the Old Kent Road
 Every evening on the stroke of five
 Me and Mrs' takes a little ride
 You say "Wonderful they're still alive!"
 If you saw that little donkey go!
 I soon showed him that he'd have to do
 what ever hes wanted to
 still i shan't forget that rowdy crew
 Already roasted in any woaahh
 "Wot Cher!", all the neighbours cried
 Who yer gonna meet, Bill
 Have yer bought the street, Bill?
 Laugh! I thought I should've died
 Knocked em in the Old Kent Road
 "Wot Cher!", all the neighbours cried
 Who yer gonna meet, Bill
 Have yer bought the street, Bill?
 Laugh! I thought I should've died
 Knocked em in the Old Kent Road
 Knocked em in the Old Kent Road