Kirby's Adventures in Reamland

Hey, Kirby's in Dreamland, gonna eat all your shit!
 Including you!
 Yo, Dreamland's where it's motherfucking at
 Seeing Dedede eat food cause he's motherfucking fat
 There's a little pink bastard
 Who's eating even faster
 His name is Kirby, bitch, and he's the motherfucking master
 Eats big things, spits them out with great force
 So that got me thinking 'bout my dick of course
 You know he's DTF, this ain't Super Smash Brothers
 Kirby's banned from tournaments, for fucking all your mothers
 Ninja Sex Party and Kirby
 Egoraptor, getting dirty
 You got six inches, we got thirty
 (Each, motherfucker!)
 It's time to turn down all the lights
 Make sure the mood is right
 Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight
 That's right I'm fucking Kirby in the back of my car
 He's transporting on my dick like it's a motherfucking Warp Star
 You never see his tongue, but you better know it's there
 Cause once he's got it sprung, you gotta look it up on FourSquare
 Three bitches just checked up into that shit
 Zelda, Peach and Lolo's girlfriend like a big banana split
 Kirby's dick's a yellow fruit, just chilling in the middle
 Hanging over each edge, make your Double Dees appear little
 Scratch that bitch, that he's sucking on a Twinkie
 Dip the cream on their lips, wipe it off with girly pinkies
 Everyone satisfied when that little pink guy
 Starts creeping up their thighs
 But they better get in line
 Cause I'm fucking Kirby tonight
 And I'll never have a better night
 A better night
 Excuse me! Did somebody say Meta Knight?
 No! Fuck off!
 He's like a little pink potato
 Sucking on balls like they're Metamatoes
 Screaming "Oh God" like a double rainbow
 (What does it mean, motherfucker?)
 It can't be wrong if it feels right
 We're painting Dreamland white
 Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight
 Fuck yeah!