This Song Sucks

Yo, what about a song where Eggman cooks eggs
 That are poisoned and designed to paralyze Sonic's legs
 Or a rap about butts called Ass-ass-in's Creed
 Or Final Fantasy 50: The Really Really Final Fantasy
 A Smash game where no one fights cause they're all too busy clappin'
 Silent Hill's a game about a hill where nothing happens
 Or the new Chokemon game that's now sweeping the nation
 About Squirtle trying autoerotic asphyxiation, baby
 What about that thing like where you're on Yoshi's back
 No, you suggest this every album
 Hey, just give me a sec!
 And you're falling in a pit and you have to jump away
 And Yoshi...
 Falls and dies
 It's really funny, okay?
 This is usually the part where I sing the chorus out
 But we haven't established what this song is all about
 Then I chime in real quick for a just a second as the
 Character delivers a line that reminds us of the joke
 And I'll respond with harmonies, isn't that dope?
 Maybe a Resident Evil wherein the T-virus mutates
 Into the D-virus that makes all the zombies masturbate
 Sonic runs and breaks out of the TV like an acrobat
 And ends up in the real world where he's fucked by housecat
 A bathroom where the toilet is a portal instead
 With another on the ceiling so you poop on your head
 An MMO where you're a prostitute: World of Whorecraft
 How about Kingdom Farts? Pause for laugh.
 Bomberman goes through the TSA and you can guess the rest
 Or how about if Kirby eats his foes and actually digests
 Grand Theft Auto but you're in a never ending traffic jam
 Sonic Boom
 Where's the joke?
 That is the joke
 Oh damn!
 This is when the song concept should heighten for effect
 If you think we use that formula a lot, you are correct
 Arin should come back in now but he's busy eating lunch
 So I'll just end the chorus with something funny that rhymes
 Sonic runs so fast that he keeps on hitting things
 All his bones start to shatter as he's flashing, shitting rings
 He ends up in the ER where his legs get amputated
 He learns to run on his hands
 This is the stupidest thing I've ever said
 A Mortal Kombat game where all the deaths are canon
 So there's only two guys left
 Ooh, what about if Ganon was riding
 On a Yoshi and then falls into a pit
 The Splatoon field janitor decides he's had enough and quits
 Wait, I think I've got it
 Lay it on me, genius rapper
 What if Mario rode Yoshi and then fell into a...
 No!
 Here's when Brian likes when sound effects get introduced
 But we used our money on that fart from album two
 To bring this record home, we need one more genius breakthrough
 So now enjoy as we autotune that fart ten times for you!