The New Pokerap (Karaoke Version)

My name is Ash Ketchum baby!
 My life is back on track
 But I've been in the hospital
 Since Pika shot me in the sack
 And I don't know all the new Pokemon
 Yo bro, I can help you with that
 Hey Brock! I'll do all the singing
 And you take care of the raps
 Alright, let's go!
 Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine
 Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk
 Oh, I know these guys!
 Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
 Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clock
 Woah!
 Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
 Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbreak, Comicwhore
 Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manatease, Freebase
 Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door
 A-are you serious? You're not making those up? Those are real?
 Haha! You know it bro! Gotta catch em' all!
 Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!
 Oh, there are more
 Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked
 We've got
 Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle
 Candyass, Tracklighting, Pick-a-dilly, Man
 Lamberguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburg, Flavorsaver
 Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
 Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
 Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
 Oilyshorts, Dad's sweater, Pop-a-squat, Hairystump
 Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt
 They're running out of ideas and I can't take any more!
 Don't worry, there's only a couple left
 How many?
 Uh 300, 064
 Nooo
 Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguement, Pillowbite
 Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty
 Santajew, Kittyass, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
 Fiddly-Faddly, Biddly-Baddly, Diddly-Doodly, Hiddly-Hoodly
 Snaggletoosh, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatalanturn
 Thuma Urman, Bunch-a-nugget, Manglerubber, Catdeer
 Fuglyrumph, Phlemycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
 Freemburglar, Swordtank, Monkeychunk, Beer
 Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital
 Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack