Welcome to the Mario Party

Welcome to the Mario Party!
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 1, 2, 3 and let's-a go
 It's ya boy M-A-R to the I to the O
 Welcome ya to my big ass fuckin' house up in the hills
 You can get through the gate if you got the dollar bills
 Throwin' a Mario party and your ass got invited
 Ain't no need to worry or get overexcited
 This ain't the kid's Mario Party, playing games up in a car
 Dancin', fuckin', gettin' drunk up in my bar
 All my friends and all my enemies have gathered
 Sonic's doin' blow so he be runnin' faster
 Peach is lookin fly all in her dress
 Mega Man's having a Washer Dryer threesome, what a mess!
 It's a Mario party baby
 The 'tendo boys going crazy
 Everybody's gettin' smashed and then we're gonna smash
 As long as Bowser doesn't kidnap all the ladies
 Now my bro Luigi, he never allowed
 Head in the cloud
 Wonder what the fool doin' now
 It's me! Luigi! My invitation must've gotten lost in the mail
 Damn! This party's hotter than a club
 Pikachu electrocutin' playas in the tub
 Crash Bandicoot gettin' crunk on apple juice
 Forget about all of your worries 'cause the goombas gettin' loose
 Back to the old school, Pong paddle's raisin' it
 Talkin' about the roof, other paddle's blazin' it
 Take a hit from a Chain Chomp's mouth
 Sort of a delicate process, shit could easily go south
 Croft raidin' tombs, if by tombs you mean the brews
 Playas takin' shots off Professor Layton's clues
 Best part about the party is the lack of bros
 And I'm talkin' about the one who just put green up on my clothes
 It's a Mario party, baby
 The Smokemon crew's gettin' hazy
 The control's on cruise and the Boos are drinking booze
 And if I try to hit on Samus she will slay me
 I ain't expectin' any guests
 Must be the hundred thousand pizzas, I'm impressed
 Tippin' the guy a hundo for thirty minutes or less
 Here we go open the door, and oh fuck
 Hey bro! It's me! Luigi is here!
 Now the party can finally start for real
 Well, I think I'll turn in for the night
 It's getting pretty late, almost 7:45
 Hey everybody I'm throwin' a party and everyone here is invited
 Sonic is ready to bring all the bodies around to my pad expedited
 Everyone's comin' so quit all your bummin' about Luigi he's a dope
 So jump in this pipe cause it won't end tonight
 Holy shit I did too much coke
 Take the drugs away from Sonic please baby
 Those gold coins is how you pays me
 Robotnik is here but he pounded too much beer
 And no one wants to fight cause we're lazy
 The Mario Party ain't over, oh no
 All the Koopas in the house screamin' "Yolo!"
 We saw, we came, we conquered the game
 Take us out Bulbasaur with the solo (the solo)
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 (Snappin' at the bar)